finally peeing when you really need to.

Getting myself ready to go somewhere, I walk around my kitchen, realize how thirsty I am, drink a full glass of water, and then leave.

 I always do this.

I get in my car, and on my way to my destination, drink water from the bottle I have stored in my car.

When I get to said destination, it’s usually not a prime place to use the bathroom — the mall, the movies, the grocery store, the hospital, the train station…

I have nothing against public bathrooms. But I only tend to use them in dire scenarios. If I think I can wait until I get back home to pee, I will. More often than not, I find myself running from my car to my apartment, fumbling with my keys (of course... ) and dropping shopping bags in the middle of the floor so I can sprint to the bathroom.

The feeling of relief is fantastic. When it’s been an exceptionally long wait I often feel so empty after I pee, like there is a strange hole in my stomach.

To relieve the empty feeling? I drink more water — naturally.


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